Wichita Falls · TX · October 2026
The datacenter leaked. The infected glow. You've got a paint blaster and twenty minutes.
In 2025 a hyperscale AI datacenter opened off Jacksboro Highway. Wichita Falls had rebuilt its waterfall once already, in 1987, so the datacenter figured water was a renewable resource: it cooled its servers with recycled water, and to save money, it recycled the recycled water. By August the coolant had been through the loop eleven thousand times and had developed opinions.
Nobody agrees on what did it: the water, the 400,000 GPUs training a chatbot on late-night infomercials, or the intern who routed the overflow into the sprinkler system. What we know is that the lawn came back wrong, and the night crew came back worse.
They shamble toward anything warm and humming. They glow faintly green in the dark. They will not stop trying to get back to the server room. The datacenter's official statement called it "an isolated thermal event." The datacenter's official statement was written by the chatbot.
We've cordoned off the maze and armed you with the only thing that works: the same UV-reactive marking paint the maintenance crew used on the pipes. Tag the infected. Light them up. Get to the exit before the next cooling cycle.
Every guest gets a blaster loaded with UV-reactive paint. Hit a zombie and it lights up. Light one up enough and it goes down. The paint washes out of clothes; the memories don't.
That's how long it takes most groups to find the exit. Faster if you keep moving. Slower if you stop to argue about which way the humming is coming from.
Kids get a glowing wristband at the entrance. The infected know what it means: they'll stalk, they'll groan, but they hold back. Grown-ups don't get one. Grown-ups are on their own.
Closed-toe shoes. Dark corridors, fog, and strobe effects. Not recommended for anyone with a seizure disorder, a heart condition, or a strong attachment to their dignity.
8 PM – Midnight
October 1–31. Walk-ups welcome, no reservation needed. Last group enters at 11:30 PM.
7:30 PM – Midnight
By appointment only. A quieter run for smaller groups and families. Pick a time slot below.
Monday – Wednesday
The infected need their rest too.
8001 Jacksboro Hwy
Wichita Falls, TX 76310
Park alongside the shipping container or in front of the blue building.
[$PRICE per person · group rates available]
Sundays are appointment only. Pick a date and a time and tell us how many are coming. We'll review your request and email you once it's confirmed; your slot isn't held until then. Questions? Call 940-353-0500.
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This isn't confirmed yet. We'll review it and email you as soon as it is. Check your inbox (and spam folder) for a message from bookings@wftxevents.com.
Questions or changes? Call 940-353-0500.
Thursday through Saturday: scary. The zombies are live actors, the maze is dark, and they know where you are. Sunday appointments run a little calmer, and kids with glow bands get a wide berth.
No. It's water-based UV paint. It glows under blacklight and washes out. Wear something you don't mind getting a little glow on anyway.
No. Walk up any time between 8 PM and 11:30 PM. Sundays are appointment only, and we're closed Monday through Wednesday.
Alongside the shipping container or in front of the blue building.
They'll get close. They won't grab you. Please extend them the same courtesy.
The datacenter's chatbot says no.